Overview

After the consumation of a successful consumer purchase you should experience an overwhelming sensation of satisfaction and joy, the only proven method of improving this sensory experience is to ensure you make multiple purchases. In order to prolong this feeling of consumer satisfaction ensure you follow the following advice.

Here's where to start:

FIrstly focus on the warm inner glow you are feeling right now...this is what consuming is all about
Once you recieve the reciept of purchase, stuff it somewhere - preferably out of easy reach to avoid any opportunity for nagging doubtful thoughts
Look around you at other consumers - do they have more bags of purchases than you?
Think to yourself "What else do I want to buy?"
Feel the excitement and anticipation of opening your new purchase and hold on to that till you are able to
Once you have your required number of purchases - go to a Cafe or food outlet to purchase some convenient sustenance and peruse your new items - safe in the knowledge you will soon be able to take them home and try them out

"I like to buy things for the sake of buying them. ... when I get up in the morning and I'm depressed, it's hard to cope with things... Nothing to look forward to. I can always go down and walk down the street and BUY something. You go into a nice warm store and there's like four hundred record albums with covers, or gadgets - scissors and electric toothbrushes and things - and you can take out money and buy it, and go home and unwrap it. And just that - the mere act of doing that - is so pleasing, sometimes, and so relaxing, that it's a pleasure..." - Woody Allen